imthe_shit: (that's... not a good sign.)
David | Old Snake ([personal profile] imthe_shit) wrote2014-05-05 11:41 am

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[ Right square in the middle of Cherrygrove City, Snake is staring down his Torkoal, Boss, who appears to have... something... in his mouth. It looks square-shaped, and it's glimmering somewhat in the sunlight. The old soldier takes a hesitant step forward. ]

C'mon, Boss... Don't do this.

[ Boss clamps his mouth tighter around the object, causing Snake to freeze up. ] No, don't! [ Aaand... gulp. The mysterious box is gone forever, swallowed by the large fire-tortoise. ]

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[ Snake pulls out his Pokégear, creating a video post. ]

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[ He looks a bit... nervous. ] Hey, uh... Say, hypothetically, that a Pokémon swallowed a ... hypothetical pack of cigarettes. Would that... hypothetical Pokémon be harmed in any way?

... Hypothetically.
captainash: (surprised)

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[personal profile] captainash 2014-05-05 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
........Bring that hypothetical Pokémon to the nurses. Bring that hypothetical Pokémon to the nurses right now.

[Preferably before it drops dead of simultaneous poisoning by a dozen chemicals.]
captainash: (uh)

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[personal profile] captainash 2014-05-05 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
...I don't know, but would you really want to find out that it does by watching the poor thing keel over?

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[personal profile] otakon_geek 2014-05-05 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Snake? Oh no.....I can't believe Boss ate those cigarettes. [Otacon is worried for both Snake and Boss.] Did you anger Boss in any way for him to eat your box of cigarettes? [He sighed.]

You'd better get Boss to the Poke Centre right away, Snake. I don't know what kind of damage a box of cigarettes will do to him.
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otakon_geek: (sadness)

[personal profile] otakon_geek 2014-05-05 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Eating coal may be natural for him but tar? That's a different thing altogether, as cigarettes are made up of harmful chemicals. [He felt sorry for Boss and Snake too. He knew how much the old soldier loved his cigarettes.]

You should have kicked the habit. [He offered Snake a small smile. He is joking, don't worry. He knows how much you depend on what little pleasures you have in life, Snake.]

What else does he like eating apart from coal?

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aufsassig: and i'm not even a vampire, shit (GLOW ★ wow i'm ridiculously pretty)

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[personal profile] aufsassig 2014-05-05 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a pretty specific hypothetical.

[It's a good thing he's not a generous person, or he'd offer to ~hypothetically~ read the thing's ~hypothetical~ mind and just ask it directly if it were feeling sour.]

What kind of thing are we talking about here?
aufsassig: i concur, toy story internet meme, i concur (WARY ★ the fuck was that even)

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[personal profile] aufsassig 2014-05-05 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
A Tor-what?

[...]

Hang on.

[JUST GONNA GO...POKE AT THE DEX AND LOOK THAT UP THEN, SUCKS TO BE A NEW GUY, GRUMBLE GRUMBLE GRUMBLE]

...It's a turtle. A turtle ate a pack of cigarettes?

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usedwrench: (|<)

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[ She can't believe these questions sometimes! ]

Take that hypothetical pokemon to the Pokemon Center immediately!
usedwrench: (Worrier is worried)

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[ ...Oh, well that was easier than she expected it to be. ]

Good, I'm sure they know more than the network.

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killer_sweets: (Sorry I don't speak boring)

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That depends on what hypothetical type, this hypothetical pokémon is.
killer_sweets: (Bubble gum)

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Then it shouldn't be a problem then. You'd just need to make sure it doesn't become a habit.

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majorcrotchgrab: (☭ i c wat u did thar)

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[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2014-05-05 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Are they American cigarettes?

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foolishwren: The walls are coated in human skin and stuff's starting to move under it, LET'S JUST LEAVE. (... You know what?)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-05-06 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
... Depends.

Was the Pokemon a Trubbish?

If yes, then it's fine.

If no... uh. Go to a Pokemon Center.

Like, now.

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lullabytes: official game sprite (CONSIDER ► let me see)

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When someone says hypothetical that many times...it's obviously not hypothetical at all, right...?

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voidedrogue: (= ummmmmmmmmmm)

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Uhhhhh I would think so, dude. Why did you feed your poké cigs, anyway? I mean that's not exactly food, man.

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no_ufo_ending: (:()

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[Henry looks a little strung out...but for a different reason.]

You don't think that whole species likes to eat smokes, do you?

[Hiding them from HARRY was one thing...]

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