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[imthe_shit]

[ Right square in the middle of Cherrygrove City, Snake is staring down his Torkoal, Boss, who appears to have... something... in his mouth. It looks square-shaped, and it's glimmering somewhat in the sunlight. The old soldier takes a hesitant step forward. ]

C'mon, Boss... Don't do this.

[ Boss clamps his mouth tighter around the object, causing Snake to freeze up. ] No, don't! [ Aaand... gulp. The mysterious box is gone forever, swallowed by the large fire-tortoise. ]

....

[ Snake pulls out his Pokégear, creating a video post. ]

[ VIDEO ]

[ He looks a bit... nervous. ] Hey, uh... Say, hypothetically, that a Pokémon swallowed a ... hypothetical pack of cigarettes. Would that... hypothetical Pokémon be harmed in any way?

... Hypothetically.

Comments

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[imthe_shit]

Never really had my health to worry about until now I guess. [ And even then, he's not sure if people can actually die here... ]

Thanks for chipping in anyway. I'll keep your advice in mind. [ Maybe. ]

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[voidedrogue]

Were you, like, immortal and stuff before? [ Obvious logical conclusion. ]

Sure, anytime! Just call me Advice Master Roxy. [ pause ] Actually, don't, that sounds dumb.

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[imthe_shit]

[ HE'S JUST GONNA AVOID HER QUESTION. ]

Advice Master Roxy it is. [ hheh. ]