David | Old Snake (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
imthe_shit) wrote2014-05-05 11:41 am
imthe_shit) wrote2014-05-05 11:41 am
Entry tags:
013 [ action -> video ]
[ Right square in the middle of Cherrygrove City, Snake is staring down his Torkoal, Boss, who appears to have... something... in his mouth. It looks square-shaped, and it's glimmering somewhat in the sunlight. The old soldier takes a hesitant step forward. ]
C'mon, Boss... Don't do this.
[ Boss clamps his mouth tighter around the object, causing Snake to freeze up. ] No, don't! [ Aaand... gulp. The mysterious box is gone forever, swallowed by the large fire-tortoise. ]
....
[ Snake pulls out his Pokégear, creating a video post. ]
[ VIDEO ]
[ He looks a bit... nervous. ] Hey, uh... Say, hypothetically, that a Pokémon swallowed a ... hypothetical pack of cigarettes. Would that... hypothetical Pokémon be harmed in any way?
... Hypothetically.
C'mon, Boss... Don't do this.
[ Boss clamps his mouth tighter around the object, causing Snake to freeze up. ] No, don't! [ Aaand... gulp. The mysterious box is gone forever, swallowed by the large fire-tortoise. ]
....
[ Snake pulls out his Pokégear, creating a video post. ]
[ VIDEO ]
[ He looks a bit... nervous. ] Hey, uh... Say, hypothetically, that a Pokémon swallowed a ... hypothetical pack of cigarettes. Would that... hypothetical Pokémon be harmed in any way?
... Hypothetically.
video;
[...]
Hang on.
[JUST GONNA GO...POKE AT THE DEX AND LOOK THAT UP THEN, SUCKS TO BE A NEW GUY, GRUMBLE GRUMBLE GRUMBLE]
...It's a turtle. A turtle ate a pack of cigarettes?
video;
[ ahem. ]
It usually eats coal, so I wondered if eating cigarettes wouldn't be a big deal.
... Hypothetically speaking.
video;
[THANKS, SCHULDIG, YOU'RE A BIG HELP.]
Hypothetically.
video;
[ ... Uh oh. ]
video;
video;
I just didn't think cancer'd be a thing here.
video;
[GUESS WHO NEVER HEARD ABOUT THE MAGIC HEALING THINGO. THIS GUY.]
video;
video;
video;