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David | Old Snake ([personal profile] imthe_shit) wrote2014-05-05 11:41 am

013 [ action -> video ]

[ Right square in the middle of Cherrygrove City, Snake is staring down his Torkoal, Boss, who appears to have... something... in his mouth. It looks square-shaped, and it's glimmering somewhat in the sunlight. The old soldier takes a hesitant step forward. ]

C'mon, Boss... Don't do this.

[ Boss clamps his mouth tighter around the object, causing Snake to freeze up. ] No, don't! [ Aaand... gulp. The mysterious box is gone forever, swallowed by the large fire-tortoise. ]

....

[ Snake pulls out his Pokégear, creating a video post. ]

[ VIDEO ]

[ He looks a bit... nervous. ] Hey, uh... Say, hypothetically, that a Pokémon swallowed a ... hypothetical pack of cigarettes. Would that... hypothetical Pokémon be harmed in any way?

... Hypothetically.
aufsassig: and i'm not even a vampire, shit (GLOW ★ wow i'm ridiculously pretty)

video;

[personal profile] aufsassig 2014-05-06 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
...Why wouldn't it be?

[GUESS WHO NEVER HEARD ABOUT THE MAGIC HEALING THINGO. THIS GUY.]
aufsassig: fuckdamn, Sarah McLachlan truly understands my soul (PROFILE ★ so give us a tantrum)

video;

[personal profile] aufsassig 2014-05-06 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
What, they've just suspended death? The powers that be here can do that?