013 [ action -> video ]

[imthe_shit]

[ Right square in the middle of Cherrygrove City, Snake is staring down his Torkoal, Boss, who appears to have... something... in his mouth. It looks square-shaped, and it's glimmering somewhat in the sunlight. The old soldier takes a hesitant step forward. ]

C'mon, Boss... Don't do this.

[ Boss clamps his mouth tighter around the object, causing Snake to freeze up. ] No, don't! [ Aaand... gulp. The mysterious box is gone forever, swallowed by the large fire-tortoise. ]

....

[ Snake pulls out his Pokégear, creating a video post. ]

[ VIDEO ]

[ He looks a bit... nervous. ] Hey, uh... Say, hypothetically, that a Pokémon swallowed a ... hypothetical pack of cigarettes. Would that... hypothetical Pokémon be harmed in any way?

... Hypothetically.

Comments

[Video]

[imthe_shit]

Would the fire in his belly just render the cigarettes useless?

I mean... if it happened at all. [ Snake, everyone knows you weren't being hypothetical. ]

[Video]

[foolishwren]

Dude, the fact that smoking involves lighting the cigarettes on fire doesn't stop you from getting cancer from it.

I'm pretty sure them burning up in there won't really matter.

[Video]

[imthe_shit]

[ SIIIGH. ]

All right, all right. I was going to take him to the Center anyway...

[Video]

[foolishwren]

Do it. I'm gonna keep saying 'Center' till you do it.

'Center'.

[Video]

[imthe_shit]

[ DX ]

I'm going, I'm going! [ CLICK ]