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013 [ action -> video ]

[ Right square in the middle of Cherrygrove City, Snake is staring down his Torkoal, Boss, who appears to have... something... in his mouth. It looks square-shaped, and it's glimmering somewhat in the sunlight. The old soldier takes a hesitant step forward. ]

C'mon, Boss... Don't do this.

[ Boss clamps his mouth tighter around the object, causing Snake to freeze up. ] No, don't! [ Aaand... gulp. The mysterious box is gone forever, swallowed by the large fire-tortoise. ]

....

[ Snake pulls out his Pokégear, creating a video post. ]

[ VIDEO ]

[ He looks a bit... nervous. ] Hey, uh... Say, hypothetically, that a Pokémon swallowed a ... hypothetical pack of cigarettes. Would that... hypothetical Pokémon be harmed in any way?

... Hypothetically.

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[ UH UH... NNO. ]

That's not really my problem. Just looking for answers.

Hypothetically, I would go to a hypothetical Pokecenter...and ask a hypothetical Nurse Joy about the hypothetical cigarette pack swallowing.

[ SIGH. ]

Thanks.

If they aren't choking, it should at least be okay for the moment...but you should still get it looked at.

[ .............. ]

Hypothetically...

Yeah, he's not choking.

Just worried about him digesting all that cardboard. [ BUT NOT THE CIGARETTES THEMSELVES. SOMEHOW. ]

Um...wouldn't the cigarettes not be that good for him, either...

After all, I've been told they're not good for people, either...

He seems fine.

Hasn't been doing badly against other Pokémon either...

...Then maybe you don't have to worry about it?

I'll get him a check-up anyway, see what happens.

Can't be a bad idea.

All right. Good luck with your Pokemon.

[ ............... ]

Hypothetically...

[ Nanami he gave that up a bit ago. ]

[ ... ]

...

Uh, yeah.

Right. [ click. ]

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