David | Old Snake (
imthe_shit) wrote2014-05-05 11:41 am
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[ Right square in the middle of Cherrygrove City, Snake is staring down his Torkoal, Boss, who appears to have... something... in his mouth. It looks square-shaped, and it's glimmering somewhat in the sunlight. The old soldier takes a hesitant step forward. ]
C'mon, Boss... Don't do this.
[ Boss clamps his mouth tighter around the object, causing Snake to freeze up. ] No, don't! [ Aaand... gulp. The mysterious box is gone forever, swallowed by the large fire-tortoise. ]
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[ Snake pulls out his Pokégear, creating a video post. ]
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[ He looks a bit... nervous. ] Hey, uh... Say, hypothetically, that a Pokémon swallowed a ... hypothetical pack of cigarettes. Would that... hypothetical Pokémon be harmed in any way?
... Hypothetically.
C'mon, Boss... Don't do this.
[ Boss clamps his mouth tighter around the object, causing Snake to freeze up. ] No, don't! [ Aaand... gulp. The mysterious box is gone forever, swallowed by the large fire-tortoise. ]
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[ Snake pulls out his Pokégear, creating a video post. ]
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[ He looks a bit... nervous. ] Hey, uh... Say, hypothetically, that a Pokémon swallowed a ... hypothetical pack of cigarettes. Would that... hypothetical Pokémon be harmed in any way?
... Hypothetically.
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[Preferably before it drops dead of simultaneous poisoning by a dozen chemicals.]
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You'd better get Boss to the Poke Centre right away, Snake. I don't know what kind of damage a box of cigarettes will do to him.
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[It's a good thing he's not a generous person, or he'd offer to ~hypothetically~ read the thing's ~hypothetical~ mind and just ask it directly if it were feeling sour.]
What kind of thing are we talking about here?
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Take that hypothetical pokemon to the Pokemon Center immediately!
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Was the Pokemon a Trubbish?
If yes, then it's fine.
If no... uh. Go to a Pokemon Center.
Like, now.
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You don't think that whole species likes to eat smokes, do you?
[Hiding them from HARRY was one thing...]
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