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David | Old Snake ([personal profile] imthe_shit) wrote2014-05-05 11:41 am

013 [ action -> video ]

[ Right square in the middle of Cherrygrove City, Snake is staring down his Torkoal, Boss, who appears to have... something... in his mouth. It looks square-shaped, and it's glimmering somewhat in the sunlight. The old soldier takes a hesitant step forward. ]

C'mon, Boss... Don't do this.

[ Boss clamps his mouth tighter around the object, causing Snake to freeze up. ] No, don't! [ Aaand... gulp. The mysterious box is gone forever, swallowed by the large fire-tortoise. ]

....

[ Snake pulls out his Pokégear, creating a video post. ]

[ VIDEO ]

[ He looks a bit... nervous. ] Hey, uh... Say, hypothetically, that a Pokémon swallowed a ... hypothetical pack of cigarettes. Would that... hypothetical Pokémon be harmed in any way?

... Hypothetically.
captainash: (surprised)

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[personal profile] captainash 2014-05-05 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
........Bring that hypothetical Pokémon to the nurses. Bring that hypothetical Pokémon to the nurses right now.

[Preferably before it drops dead of simultaneous poisoning by a dozen chemicals.]
otakon_geek: (angsty)

[personal profile] otakon_geek 2014-05-05 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Snake? Oh no.....I can't believe Boss ate those cigarettes. [Otacon is worried for both Snake and Boss.] Did you anger Boss in any way for him to eat your box of cigarettes? [He sighed.]

You'd better get Boss to the Poke Centre right away, Snake. I don't know what kind of damage a box of cigarettes will do to him.
Edited 2014-05-05 16:49 (UTC)
aufsassig: and i'm not even a vampire, shit (GLOW ★ wow i'm ridiculously pretty)

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[personal profile] aufsassig 2014-05-05 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a pretty specific hypothetical.

[It's a good thing he's not a generous person, or he'd offer to ~hypothetically~ read the thing's ~hypothetical~ mind and just ask it directly if it were feeling sour.]

What kind of thing are we talking about here?
usedwrench: (|<)

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[personal profile] usedwrench 2014-05-05 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She can't believe these questions sometimes! ]

Take that hypothetical pokemon to the Pokemon Center immediately!
killer_sweets: (Sorry I don't speak boring)

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[personal profile] killer_sweets 2014-05-05 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
That depends on what hypothetical type, this hypothetical pokémon is.
majorcrotchgrab: (☭ i c wat u did thar)

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[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2014-05-05 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Are they American cigarettes?
foolishwren: The walls are coated in human skin and stuff's starting to move under it, LET'S JUST LEAVE. (... You know what?)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-05-06 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
... Depends.

Was the Pokemon a Trubbish?

If yes, then it's fine.

If no... uh. Go to a Pokemon Center.

Like, now.
lullabytes: official game sprite (CONSIDER ► let me see)

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[personal profile] lullabytes 2014-05-06 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
When someone says hypothetical that many times...it's obviously not hypothetical at all, right...?
voidedrogue: (= ummmmmmmmmmm)

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[personal profile] voidedrogue 2014-05-06 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Uhhhhh I would think so, dude. Why did you feed your poké cigs, anyway? I mean that's not exactly food, man.
no_ufo_ending: (:()

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[personal profile] no_ufo_ending 2014-05-06 11:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Henry looks a little strung out...but for a different reason.]

You don't think that whole species likes to eat smokes, do you?

[Hiding them from HARRY was one thing...]