BRR BRR [First Call]

[imthe_shit]

This is Snake. Otacon, do you read me? I didn't think I'd be dropped off somewhere so... weird looking. Wasn't I supposed to protect Big Boss's corpse? And what about Raging Raven? Big Mama's badly injured, and I don't know how long she'll last at this rate... Anyway, that aside, I might as well inform you of my location. I appear to be in a small town, and my clothes are... Hnn... Not exactly what I had in mind for wearing. I don't have any of my gear, not even my codec, so I'm stuck with this weird looking thing. Apparently, it's called a "Poke Gear". Hell if I know, all I managed to figure out was how to write and talk with it. I guess that's good for starts. Oh yeah, I, uh... I found a weird looking egg outside in the grass while I was scouting the area. It started to rain, so I brought it with me. It's kind of big, maybe about 30cm tall and 25cm wide. It's got triangles and circles all over it, too. I've never seen an egg like this before... I wonder how it tastes.

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[video]

[philanthrotaku.livejournal.com]

S-Snake--!?

[Here was a stunned Otacon, six foot long purple snake wrapped around his waist and resting her head on his shoulder. The snake merely looked at the screen curiously as her trainer fumbled for words.]

You...Snake, is that...?

[voice because he hasn't figured out video yet derp]

[imthe-shit.livejournal.com]

[Tilts his head, looking at the person through the video. It's Otacon... But he looks a little different. His hair's not black, that's for sure. Snake's wondering what the heck is wrong with him... but instead he sees a large purple snake.]

...... Otacon. Don't. Move.

[video forever, derrrrp.]

[philanthrotaku.livejournal.com]

What? Why--

--oh. Don't worry. [He raised a hand to pet the snake, who proceeded to nuzzle against that hand affectionately.] Her name's Kotai.

What were you just talking about? Who's Raging Raven?

[voice]

[imthe-shit.livejournal.com]

... [...]

Otacon, she's one of the members of the Beauty and the Beast Corps. How could you forget? She flies around, screaming "rage" a lot.

[video]

[philanthrotaku.livejournal.com]

The what?

[Pause.]

Snake...what year is it for you?

[voice]

[imthe-shit.livejournal.com]

What year? What are you talking about? It's 2014, what else would it be?

[AUDIO]

[boldandresolute.livejournal.com]

BRRROTHERRRR!

[AUDIO]

[imthe-shit.livejournal.com]

[Freezes. That voice. He could never forget it, as long as he lived... But it didn't sound like Ocelot this time... Not that Snake really thought about it for long, already snapping right back.]

LIQUID!

[AUDIO]

[boldandresolute.livejournal.com]

So you've finally arrived, my dear brother! I've been waiting for you!

[AUDIO]

[imthe-shit.livejournal.com]

What the hell is going on, Liquid!? Is this another part of your insurrection?

[AUDIO]

[boldandresolute.livejournal.com]

[beat]

My what? I have an insurrection? When did this happen?

[He recovers quickly.] No matter! All that is important now is that I am coming for you, Snake. I will find you!

[AUDIO]

[imthe-shit.livejournal.com]

... [you two are acting weird what is going on]

I'll be waiting. [You can hear that growl loud and clear, brrro.]

[audio]

[rainbowdash.livejournal.com]

Oh... Please don't eat it.

[Having an egg crisis herself over here.]

I think there's a Pokemon inside of it.

[audio]

[imthe-shit.livejournal.com]

... A what?

[audio]

[rainbowdash.livejournal.com]

A Pokemon.

[audio]

[imthe-shit.livejournal.com]

... [grumble grumble.] What the hell is a Pokemon?

[audio]

[rainbowdash.livejournal.com]

Pokemon are the sentient beings that act as human companions in this world.

That's why I'm asking ... please, don't eat your Pokemon.

[audio]

[imthe-shit.livejournal.com]

... ...

You're saying this egg is my companion?

[VIDEO] -BWING-

[gamersoul.livejournal.com]

DON'T EAT IT! DON'T EAT IT!!

[voice]

[imthe-shit.livejournal.com]

.......

[Staring at this weird kid's face. Snake squints his eyes, furrowing his brow, then sighs.]

Hnnr... Don't yell... I can hear you just fine.

[Video]

[10yen_idol]

Are you going to try scrambling it or cooking it sunny-side up?

[Voice]

[imthe-shit.livejournal.com]

[fff cute girl.] Ahhnuh... I can't really do either. Maybe I'll find someone to cook it for me.

[Voice]

[10yen_idol]

Eh? You can't?! It's really easy- all you need is a frying pan!

[Voice]

[imthe-shit.livejournal.com]

I don't want to risk it. [hell if even Sunny can't cook eggs, what hope does HE have?]

[Voice]

[10yen_idol]

Ah, because you only have one egg, right? Then it can't be helped!