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David | Old Snake ([personal profile] imthe_shit) wrote2010-07-04 11:40 am

BRR BRR [First Call]

This is Snake. Otacon, do you read me? I didn't think I'd be dropped off somewhere so... weird looking. Wasn't I supposed to protect Big Boss's corpse? And what about Raging Raven? Big Mama's badly injured, and I don't know how long she'll last at this rate... Anyway, that aside, I might as well inform you of my location. I appear to be in a small town, and my clothes are... Hnn... Not exactly what I had in mind for wearing. I don't have any of my gear, not even my codec, so I'm stuck with this weird looking thing. Apparently, it's called a "Poke Gear". Hell if I know, all I managed to figure out was how to write and talk with it. I guess that's good for starts. Oh yeah, I, uh... I found a weird looking egg outside in the grass while I was scouting the area. It started to rain, so I brought it with me. It's kind of big, maybe about 30cm tall and 25cm wide. It's got triangles and circles all over it, too. I've never seen an egg like this before... I wonder how it tastes.

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[identity profile] rainbowdash.livejournal.com 2010-07-04 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
Oh... Please don't eat it.

[Having an egg crisis herself over here.]

I think there's a Pokemon inside of it.
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[identity profile] imthe-shit.livejournal.com 2010-07-04 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
... [grumble grumble.] What the hell is a Pokemon?

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[identity profile] rainbowdash.livejournal.com 2010-07-04 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Pokemon are the sentient beings that act as human companions in this world.

That's why I'm asking ... please, don't eat your Pokemon.

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[identity profile] imthe-shit.livejournal.com 2010-07-04 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
... ...

You're saying this egg is my companion?

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[identity profile] rainbowdash.livejournal.com 2010-07-04 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
That's right.

It must be so cold from the rain...

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[identity profile] imthe-shit.livejournal.com 2010-07-04 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
...... [slips it under his shirt... awkwardly. He grumbles frustratedly.] Hnn... What do you recommend then?

[audio] fdfjsdk lol under his shirt.

[identity profile] rainbowdash.livejournal.com 2010-07-04 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe taking it to the Lab in New Bark Town...

It'll be out of the rain, at least. Hold it close.

I talk to my egg sometimes. [She thinks it helps, she really does. :|]

[audio] snake has had zero mother hen training

[identity profile] imthe-shit.livejournal.com 2010-07-04 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
... I'm in a house right now in New Bark Town. No one's home, so I'm using it for now. [THERE'S NO PROBLEM WITH THIS FOR SNAKE.]

...

Uh...hhhuh. [has no idea what to say to that.]

[audio] 8D HE IS OVERDUE.

[identity profile] rainbowdash.livejournal.com 2010-07-04 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Um...

Maybe sing it a lullaby.
As if it's going to be a girl or a boy.

[audio] FFF

[identity profile] imthe-shit.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
... [...........................what.]

It's an egg.

[audio] ROLL WITH IT, OLD!SNAKE. SING TO IT.

[identity profile] rainbowdash.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
It makes a big difference!

[Trust her, she's a breeder. ;B]

[audio] CAN'T SING AAA the world would end

[identity profile] imthe-shit.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah right.

[audio] [1/2] YESSSS

[identity profile] rainbowdash.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Your sarcasm is lost on Melfina. ;|]

Precisely.
I think the vibrations from the trainer's voice may encourage a more well-rounded development within the egg... Any sort of stimulation, really!

[audio] [2/2] this may be even better. war stories for togepi. 8D

[identity profile] rainbowdash.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, she realizes something.]

... Sir ... If you are a poor singer, you could always tell it a story instead.

[audio] LMAO WAR HAS CHANGED RANT GO

[identity profile] imthe-shit.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
... What am I, a grandfather? [... just zinged himself.] I'm not much of a story teller either.

[audio] this togepi is going to be tainted, I swear.

[identity profile] rainbowdash.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Oh... that's unfortunate...

[She sighs slowly, trying to think of something else.]

I think... if there are no songs... and no stories, either... The next best thing is to just... talk to it.

Tell him -- or her -- what kind of Pokemon you want to train them to be. Tell it your dreams and aspirations... Tell it everything you've ever done and everything you've ever wanted to do.

... Am I getting carried away? I'm sorry...

[audio] and it will love boxes.

[identity profile] imthe-shit.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
...

... [Thought just occurs to him..]

Hypothetically, if I was going to, uh... Leave... for a really long time, and never come back... Say in about... three months...

What would happen to my companion?

[audio] ROFL

[identity profile] rainbowdash.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
I imagine it would have hatched in that... window of time.
I think he or she would wander off... or starved... without his or her trainer to care for him or her.

[audio] |Db

[identity profile] imthe-shit.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 08:20 am (UTC)(link)
... I see. [instinctively holds the egg closer, though he doesn't seem to realize it yet.]

What if... I left it with someone?

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[identity profile] rainbowdash.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I suppose... it would depend on who you left the egg with.

[It's hard to imagine what the Pokemon would do... She's not sure what kind of Pokemon it is yet.]

Are going to ... abandon it?

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[identity profile] imthe-shit.livejournal.com 2010-07-06 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
... I might have no choice in a few months.

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[identity profile] rainbowdash.livejournal.com 2010-07-06 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Oh!

Are you going somewhere...?

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