BRR BRR [First Call]

[imthe_shit]

This is Snake. Otacon, do you read me? I didn't think I'd be dropped off somewhere so... weird looking. Wasn't I supposed to protect Big Boss's corpse? And what about Raging Raven? Big Mama's badly injured, and I don't know how long she'll last at this rate... Anyway, that aside, I might as well inform you of my location. I appear to be in a small town, and my clothes are... Hnn... Not exactly what I had in mind for wearing. I don't have any of my gear, not even my codec, so I'm stuck with this weird looking thing. Apparently, it's called a "Poke Gear". Hell if I know, all I managed to figure out was how to write and talk with it. I guess that's good for starts. Oh yeah, I, uh... I found a weird looking egg outside in the grass while I was scouting the area. It started to rain, so I brought it with me. It's kind of big, maybe about 30cm tall and 25cm wide. It's got triangles and circles all over it, too. I've never seen an egg like this before... I wonder how it tastes.

Comments

[Voice]

[10yen_idol]

Ah, because you only have one egg, right? Then it can't be helped!

[Voice]

[imthe-shit.livejournal.com]

.... Dhhyeaaah, that's the reason.

[Voice]

[10yen_idol]

Still, I've never heard of an egg like that. Circles and triangles... um, is it an Easter egg?

Re: [Voice]

[imthe-shit.livejournal.com]

It's too damn big to be that.

[Voice]

[10yen_idol]

A lot of things are really big in Johto- birds, spiders, bats, rats... so the eggs are really big, too!

Re: [Voice]

[imthe-shit.livejournal.com]

... There are big spiders here?

[Voice]

[10yen_idol]

Yup! Spider Pokemon. I think they're called, um... "Spiderak," and they only come out at night.

... um, are you scared of spiders, mister?

Re: [Voice]

[imthe-shit.livejournal.com]

No. I just... know some people who are.

[Voice]

[10yen_idol]

Oh, okay! You should probably tell them to be careful, then! I've heard that the Spideraks swarm sometimes, and if you get them angry, um... I talked to someone who got... who got covered in a lot of them...

Re: [Voice]

[imthe-shit.livejournal.com]

....

Hnn.

[Voice]

[10yen_idol]

... um... are you alright?

Re: [Voice]

[imthe-shit.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Just thought of something funny, that's all.

[Voice]

[10yen_idol]

Really? I-It's hard for me to think of spiders as being funny...

Re: [Voice]

[imthe-shit.livejournal.com]

[Otacon, you might find a room full of Spineraks someday. Just sayin'.]

Maybe not.

[Voice]

[10yen_idol]

Huh... ah, I forgot to introduce myself! Um, I'm Yayoi! It's nice to meet you.

Re: [Voice]

[imthe-shit.livejournal.com]

Call me Snake.

[Voice]

[10yen_idol]

[She doesn't bat an eye at the name. For all she knows, this is a perfectly normal foreign name.]

Okay, Snake-san!

Re: [Voice]

[imthe-shit.livejournal.com]

[it's his stripper name i mean what]

Japanese, huh.

[Voice]

[10yen_idol]

Eh!? Um, how did you know? [WHAT AMAZING POWERS OF INSIGHT THIS MAN MUST HAVE never mind the fact that the honorifics are a dead giveaway]

Re: [Voice]

[imthe-shit.livejournal.com]

Your name.

[Voice]

[10yen_idol]

Ah, that's true, isn't it... um, where are you from? Is 'Snake' an American name?

[Voice]

[imthe-shit.livejournal.com]

I'm a nomad. I'm not from anywhere... I don't belong anywhere.

[Voice]

[10yen_idol]

A... nomad? Um, is that like a drifter?

[Voice]

[imthe-shit.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

[Voice]

[10yen_idol]

...

A lot of the stores in the cities here are hiring, so I'm sure you'll be able to get one eventually! Um, please keep trying!!