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BRR BRR [First Call]

This is Snake. Otacon, do you read me? I didn't think I'd be dropped off somewhere so... weird looking. Wasn't I supposed to protect Big Boss's corpse? And what about Raging Raven? Big Mama's badly injured, and I don't know how long she'll last at this rate... Anyway, that aside, I might as well inform you of my location. I appear to be in a small town, and my clothes are... Hnn... Not exactly what I had in mind for wearing. I don't have any of my gear, not even my codec, so I'm stuck with this weird looking thing. Apparently, it's called a "Poke Gear". Hell if I know, all I managed to figure out was how to write and talk with it. I guess that's good for starts. Oh yeah, I, uh... I found a weird looking egg outside in the grass while I was scouting the area. It started to rain, so I brought it with me. It's kind of big, maybe about 30cm tall and 25cm wide. It's got triangles and circles all over it, too. I've never seen an egg like this before... I wonder how it tastes.

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[Tilts his head, looking at the person through the video. It's Otacon... But he looks a little different. His hair's not black, that's for sure. Snake's wondering what the heck is wrong with him... but instead he sees a large purple snake.]

...... Otacon. Don't. Move.

What? Why--

--oh. Don't worry. [He raised a hand to pet the snake, who proceeded to nuzzle against that hand affectionately.] Her name's Kotai.

What were you just talking about? Who's Raging Raven?

... [...]

Otacon, she's one of the members of the Beauty and the Beast Corps. How could you forget? She flies around, screaming "rage" a lot.

The what?

[Pause.]

Snake...what year is it for you?

What year? What are you talking about? It's 2014, what else would it be?

...2009. I came here two weeks after Arsenal crashed.

[fiddling around with the Pokegear, he finally discovers the VIDEO option... and presses it. Have the face of a very confused old man staring at you, Otacon. He also has an egg in his shirt. :|b]

What...?

[WHAT]

S...Snake...?

Snake, what happened?!

[Stares, wide-eyed, and a little shocked at Otacon's reaction. He hasn't yet put two and two together that this Otacon is actually from 2009.]

What the hell, Otacon...? [Imaginary Psyche Gauge drops somewhat...]

2014...? This doesn't make sense. You shouldn't...it's only been five years for you?

... [oh... that.]

... Accelerated aging... Part of my genes... I was created with a limited life span. I guess you could call it an expiry date...

[Looooong silence goes here. Kotai, seemingly noticing her Trainer suddenly unhappy, started snuggling him affectionately--to anyone else, it might look like she was wrapping around his waist to constrict the poor guy to death.]

Not now, Kotai-- I...didn't know. I'm sorry.

Snake, you should know...it's Liquid. He's here too.

You wouldn't have known... If what you're telling me is true. Hell, even I didn't know what the hell was going on while it was happening to me... [Sighs and rubs his face. He stops, eyes narrowing.]

... Liquid...?!

Yeah. And I mean Liquid, not Ocelot. He's younger than he was on Shadow Moses--I'd estimate about twenty.

We're in Violet City right now. I'm...sort of traveling with him.

.........

[Just. What. WHAT. He's considering just hanging up right now, oh man he's so mad D:]

Otacon, do you have any idea what you just told me?! You're traveling with the man that has RUINED OUR LIVES. In 2014, he's leading an insurrection, he's trying to get control of the system, and we're all that's left to...

Why are you traveling with him?!

Calm down. I don't know about any insurrection or system, but I'm traveling with him to keep an eye on him. He hasn't even tried to hurt me yet. I'm a civilian, he doesn't have any reason to. He knows basically nothing about me, and if he tries to attack me I have Kotai and the others for backup.

Think about it, Snake. Wouldn't you rather know where Liquid is and what he's up to rather than have him running around unchecked?

......

[Grumbles and sighs, the video drooping somewhat to the egg in his shirt, though it's also somewhat visible since it's so awkwardly big.]

... All right... I guess... I'm still not used to you being out there... and the idea that he's here...

... Sorry, Otacon...

Heh. Trust me, Snake--I know what I'm doing. ...it's okay. I was a little nervous at first, but I can handle this.

...Is that an egg?

... Uh, yeah... [Grunts a bit and removes the egg from his shirt, letting Otacon see it.]

It's huge and I thought about eating it. But then I got yelled at, so I'm not gonna eat it anymore.

I wouldn't eat it if I were you. Looks like something's probably going to hatch out of it.

Hatch, huh...

[Presses his head against it, the video going around to his room, then back to Snake.]

... Hnn... To be honest, I have felt a little movement from inside.

Yeah? Seems like everything here hatches out of eggs...pretty strange.

... Everything?

Mmhm. A friend of minehad a fit when her baby sheep--well, sort of a sheep--started hatching.

...

[mind. blown.]

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[voice because he hasn't figured out video yet derp]

[video forever, derrrrp.]

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