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[imthe_shit]

[ Snake's looking a little uncertain when the video feed starts. He's outside, a scarf around his neck with his usual coat on... No point in using the sneaking suit here, even if it DID insulate him a lot better from the cold. ]

So... Today's Valentine's Day, huh?

[ He looks very eager about it. That is to say not. In fact, sliming up his shoulder appears to be one of those... bloober things. ]

Do girls like these? They're cute, I guess, but they sure picked a hell of a day to appear on...

[ It looks at Snake, then presses itself against his cheek, to which he visibly grimaces. ]

...

Ugh.

Comments

[Video]

[francia]

[Uuughhh they're so disturbing.]

There will always be someone who might like these things, but I wouldn't suggest them as a gift, romantic or not.

[imthe_shit]

Probably a good idea... Not sure if I'd want one of these for Valentine's, even if I did like them.

[francia]

Now, I know they're scientifically probably very interesting because the Pokédex offers nothing on them, but -

[France's face does something very complicated.]

They're like slime moulds. Gross.

[video]

[solas_ion]

That's the one holiday with all the hearts and shit, right? Can't say I'd pick this kind of present for a girl, myself.

[imthe_shit]

[ Shoving it away... ]

Yeah, I'm not sure women are all that into slimy things... Last I checked.

[solas_ion]

They are kind of cute, though...I don't know, maybe try your luck and see where it gets you?

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[ghostytrainer]

I think you mean today is Valenslime's Day.

[John is sitting outside under a tree, surrounded by a small horde of Bloobers and he honestly could not look happier.]

I guess it depends on the girl though. I mean, they're really slimy but they're adorable. Though...since they only just showed up yesterday...if you give one as a gift, it might seem like a little last minute.

1/2

[imthe_shit]

[ ... ]

2/2

[imthe_shit]

[ Ignoring that joke for now... ]

Isn't last-minute better than nothing at all?

[ghostytrainer]

[Aw, come on. It was a good one. 8C]

Well yeah, it is. But some girls get offended by that.

[He's convinced Rose would rip him a new one if he ever did that to her. Hence why he's had her Valentine's present done since before Christmas.]

[konpeitoqueen]

[EEEEEURGH...

TO REPLY OR NOT TO REPLY...

She wants to show him she's unshaken by what he said, though.]

Ew, why is an old man like you asking Valentines' Day questions? That's the worst kind of creepy!

[imthe_shit]

Why's a little kid like you care? You even like boys yet?

[ Passin the sass back... ]

[konpeitoqueen]

No, but I do have the ability to sniff out perverted loli pedos!

[Welp.]

[heartdive]

I dunno, but I think they're pretty neat.

[imthe_shit]

I guess. As neat as slimes can be.

[heartdive]

They remind me more of taffy.

[video]

[apego]

I'm not sure about them being cute. [And he is an expert on cute things.] They leave an awfully big mess everywhere.

[video]

[imthe_shit]

Well, they're kind of like snails or slugs, right?

Just with spaced-out faces. Slugs can't really help leaving a mess where they go... Just on a smaller scale.

[video]

[apego]

--oh, they do look like snails! Maybe that's what they are!

[He shudders for a moment at the thought of all those slimey trails. He hopes none of them manage to figure out how to get indoors.]

Snails might be small, but they're not quite cute either. Aren't they more-so considered as pests. Even with faces, they could be a nuisance! [They they do kind of have... endearing dorky faces... man these snail things are already trying to win him over. No way, not happening!]

[buckyouup]

...They ain't like anythin' I've ever seen before, I can tell you that.

[imthe_shit]

Hn, I guess.

I've seen a lot of weird creatures here, though.

[buckyouup]

If that ain't an understatement I don't know what is.

Still, even for as strange of a place as this, I've never seen a pokey-mon that's slimy like this.

[gardentrainer]

They're so cute!!! I love them. I caught more than one, even! [It needed a friend, okay. Jade's got a lot of hair and it's just...covered in the goop...]

[imthe_shit]

Why would you need more than one...?

[ Ugh, he notices the goopy hair. Gross. ]

[gardentrainer]

Why not? They were so friendly and I thought it would be nice if one had a friend! They're really playful and I don't think my other Pokemon really want to play with them so much, so I thought if there's two, neither would get lonely.

[Speaking of really gross hair, one of them seems to pop out from the depths of her goopy hair.]