009 [ video / action for mahogany ]

[imthe_shit]

[ Snake's looking a little uncertain when the video feed starts. He's outside, a scarf around his neck with his usual coat on... No point in using the sneaking suit here, even if it DID insulate him a lot better from the cold. ]

So... Today's Valentine's Day, huh?

[ He looks very eager about it. That is to say not. In fact, sliming up his shoulder appears to be one of those... bloober things. ]

Do girls like these? They're cute, I guess, but they sure picked a hell of a day to appear on...

[ It looks at Snake, then presses itself against his cheek, to which he visibly grimaces. ]

...

Ugh.

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[konpeitoqueen]

[EEEEEURGH...

TO REPLY OR NOT TO REPLY...

She wants to show him she's unshaken by what he said, though.]

Ew, why is an old man like you asking Valentines' Day questions? That's the worst kind of creepy!

[imthe_shit]

Why's a little kid like you care? You even like boys yet?

[ Passin the sass back... ]

[konpeitoqueen]

No, but I do have the ability to sniff out perverted loli pedos!

[Welp.]

[imthe_shit]

... "Lolly"?

What the hell does that mean?

[konpeitoqueen]

Oh, so you're that kind of old person.

Better than the former, anyway. [Heheh.] 'Loli' girls are in high demand! You can guess, can't you?

[imthe_shit]

...

[ ew. The youngest he ever dated was 18, he'd never go younger than 16, at least when he was in his prime. Nowadays he was pretty much out-of-touch when it came to women being into him. ]

Looks like you got the wrong impression about me.

[konpeitoqueen]

I better have.

So why are you asking about Valentine's Day? And those slimeballs probably have disease crawling all over them, you know! Enough to make anyone fall sick. I heard that old-timers getting ill is pretty serious, though...

[imthe_shit]

[ With Fox-Die, Snake was probably sick-as-they-come, all things considered. ]

Well, little kids getting sick's nothing to sneeze at either... [ Heh. Jokes. ] So, you got any love letters from secret admirers or are you out attention-seeking?

[konpeitoqueen]

I'm not as young as I look, you know! Idiot. [Pffft, anyone who's crazy enough to give Saionji a love letter would probably end up waking up in a ditch someplace.] Thankfully, no. And I'm not lame enough to go around begging for attention!

[imthe_shit]

[ And I'm not as old as I look. Really. ]

Then why are you talking to me? Thought I was just a mean old man.

[konpeitoqueen]

On second thought, talking to you seems boring.

It is funny to see you get slime all over your face, though!

[imthe_shit]

Must be a slow day for you, huh... Or you're into weird stuff, kid.

[konpeitoqueen]

[EW WHAT]

You gross creep, why would you even think of that?! [Aaaaand she turns the Gear off. That's one the shortest conversations she's had in a while.]

[imthe_shit]

[ ha ha ha ha ha ha ]