009 [ video / action for mahogany ]

[imthe_shit]

[ Snake's looking a little uncertain when the video feed starts. He's outside, a scarf around his neck with his usual coat on... No point in using the sneaking suit here, even if it DID insulate him a lot better from the cold. ]

So... Today's Valentine's Day, huh?

[ He looks very eager about it. That is to say not. In fact, sliming up his shoulder appears to be one of those... bloober things. ]

Do girls like these? They're cute, I guess, but they sure picked a hell of a day to appear on...

[ It looks at Snake, then presses itself against his cheek, to which he visibly grimaces. ]

...

Ugh.

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[gardentrainer]

I know! They really like it I guess, since there's so much. They can kind of just burrow into it. [She doesn't realize how much of a problem this is gonna be later when she wants to clean it.

Oh boy! Here's the other one. They both chirp happily.] Aww!!!

[imthe_shit]

[ ... Ugh, that's... really gross. There wasn't much that grossed Snake out, but this? This was pretty gross. ]

You're not going to find this all so cute when you have to wash them out...

[gardentrainer]

It's not that bad. I guess gross things don't really bother me. I used to garden a lot and you find all sorts of "gross" things while gardening.

[Jade will slowly realize the problem with a lot of hair and Bloobers.]

[imthe_shit]

Jade, this is entirely different...

[gardentrainer]

How are they entirely different?

[imthe_shit]

Are you telling me you usually let a lot of worms and bugs sit in your hair when you're gardening?

[gardentrainer]

No! But I wouldn't be surprised if one fell into my hair while I was gardening. It happens!

[imthe_shit]

One. If one fell in your hair. You're letting a bunch of them sit in your hair.

It's not the same.

[gardentrainer]

There's only two in my hair! Not a bunch.

[imthe_shit]

[ Sigh. Snake decides he's just going to give up. ]

Fine. Just... don't forget to wash out the goop, if you can.

[gardentrainer]

I won't forget! I have so much hair that it would be hard to anyways.