009 [ video / action for mahogany ]

[imthe_shit]

[ Snake's looking a little uncertain when the video feed starts. He's outside, a scarf around his neck with his usual coat on... No point in using the sneaking suit here, even if it DID insulate him a lot better from the cold. ]

So... Today's Valentine's Day, huh?

[ He looks very eager about it. That is to say not. In fact, sliming up his shoulder appears to be one of those... bloober things. ]

Do girls like these? They're cute, I guess, but they sure picked a hell of a day to appear on...

[ It looks at Snake, then presses itself against his cheek, to which he visibly grimaces. ]

...

Ugh.

Comments

[konpeitoqueen]

I'm not as young as I look, you know! Idiot. [Pffft, anyone who's crazy enough to give Saionji a love letter would probably end up waking up in a ditch someplace.] Thankfully, no. And I'm not lame enough to go around begging for attention!

[imthe_shit]

[ And I'm not as old as I look. Really. ]

Then why are you talking to me? Thought I was just a mean old man.

[konpeitoqueen]

On second thought, talking to you seems boring.

It is funny to see you get slime all over your face, though!

[imthe_shit]

Must be a slow day for you, huh... Or you're into weird stuff, kid.

[konpeitoqueen]

[EW WHAT]

You gross creep, why would you even think of that?! [Aaaaand she turns the Gear off. That's one the shortest conversations she's had in a while.]

[imthe_shit]

[ ha ha ha ha ha ha ]