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[Snake is sitting in the Pokemon Center in Violet, eying an egg. He's not exactly sure how it ended up in his bag, or when... But it's with him now. It doesn't look like Sunny's egg, so it's got to be a different kind.



There's also that temptation to chuck it into the water because he has this SINKING FEELING IT'S A MAGIKARP but he also knows that thousands of people would find out. SOMEHOW. So, instead, he just rocks it gently from side to side, wondering what's inside.]

Hnn... Hey...

[Turns to his Drifloon, which is floating near his head. It appears to really like wrinkly faces... And keeps trying to pull on Snake's.] Cut it out, damn it.... I still need a name for you...

[Thinks while avoiding Drifloon's stringy, annoying arms.] Why do I always end up with cute Pokemon... Why can't I have something that's not cute...

Comments

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[666doc.livejournal.com]

What's all this about naming slaves? I just use the whole, "Hey you!" or "You there! Hideous cuntling!" spiel and it seems to do the trick.

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[imthe-shit.livejournal.com]

... Uhh... [Just... gonna stare at his Pokegear for a while.] Well... I don't think of them as slaves.

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[666doc.livejournal.com]

WELP, that's how I see it. Mind you, it's nothing of a bad thing. It's brilliant. Keep these irritating little furballs by your side and make 'em duke it out for some cash or whatever they got going on here. Rip 'em from their natural habitat and force them into a tiny stuffy ball for all eternity. It's genius.

Only problem is, if the little wankers fuck it all up, you can't pop 'em in the skull and be done with them.

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[imthe-shit.livejournal.com]

...

I can sympathize with them.

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[666doc.livejournal.com]

Somebody must have given YOU a massive bludgeoning to the head. And I know my bludgeoning!

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[imthe-shit.livejournal.com]

Maybe.

But I feel fine.

HOLY SHIT WAIT EBI IS THAT YOU like sonic and stuff ebi

[666doc.livejournal.com]

Right-o. I bet you do.

You sound like this over-bloated mate of mine. 'cept maybe his grandfather. Baaaah, that wouldn't surprise me. Where are ya, ya little numbfuck. I'll remind you what a bludgeoning feels like.

Yes that's me. :3

[imthe-shit.livejournal.com]

... You really don't want to take me on, kid.

ffff :V it's me oreo uhh or kris or something idk what i used to go by but big boss from discedooo

[666doc.livejournal.com]

OHOHO. KID? I'm flattered, really. My dick's seen better years though, believe me. I think it's at one of those phases where it starts dripping this acid-like substance here and there, especially on Tuesdays. A true sign I'm thirty-something.

Anyway. Lemme just give you a good whack in the skull. Free of charge!

... *BRB MAJOR SQUEE MOMENT* GIMME UR AIM, GURL. GIMME. UR. AIM.

[imthe-shit.livejournal.com]

[eyebrow raise.]

Let me give you my warning, ahead of time.


You won't get that close.

COUNTCHAWQLA lkasfhasf SOB war haf u been all mah lahf I HAVE TO GO IN A SEC BUT ILL BBL

[666doc.livejournal.com]

Blahblah. You're a sodding old fart. Who gives a riff? I just hope I don't bop your dentures out!

MAINLY FM BUT ASFDALSK I've missed youuu D: and me too, gotta catch the subway

[imthe-shit.livejournal.com]

You talk big for a guy that's never even seen my face.

I'VE MISSED YOU MORE JKLJFkahsif i never joined fm im super lame

[666doc.livejournal.com]

You called me "kid." I can only assume you've got a stick up your ass and don't know a "grade A" celeb when you see one. Not to mention a bunch of my mates say that I pack a pretty mean curb stomp.

U DISAPPARED sokay i joined earlier this year 8D DUDE SONIC AND BB NEED TO CHAT SOMETIME

[imthe-shit.livejournal.com]

A real fighter doesn't brag about his skills. He lets his actions do the talking for him.

I'VE BEEN AROUND I JUST SUCK AT GETTING ON AIM i will more often mmyes THEY DO

[666doc.livejournal.com]

[ BELCHES ]

Where're you at you sodding buffoon.

HOW ABOUT DM SOMETIME BBCAKES also can OS like cqc dis gai

[imthe-shit.livejournal.com]

I warned you.


Violet City. Sprout Tower.

LMAO YES OF COURSE PLS do you want to lawwg

[666doc.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a head shop. 'sabout time!

Seeya soon, sweetheart!

YES AH DO but i must sleep IF YOU MAKE IT I WILL TAG IT EVENTUALLY (south korea timezone lol)

[imthe-shit.livejournal.com]

Hnn...

HUU I WAS THERE LAST YEAR GDIT WRONG SUMMER and k i will make it after my kayak triipppp

[666doc.livejournal.com]

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