imthe_shit | Entries tagged with drifloon

[Snake is sitting in the Pokemon Center in Violet, eying an egg. He's not exactly sure how it ended up in his bag, or when... But it's with him now. It doesn't look like Sunny's egg, so it's got to be a different kind.

There's also that temptation to chuck it into the water because he has this SINKING FEELING IT'S A MAGIKARP but he also knows that thousands of people would find out. SOMEHOW. So, instead, he just rocks it gently from side to side, wondering what's inside.]

Hnn... Hey...

[Turns to his Drifloon, which is floating near his head. It appears to really like wrinkly faces... And keeps trying to pull on Snake's.] Cut it out, damn it.... I still need a name for you...

[Thinks while avoiding Drifloon's stringy, annoying arms.] Why do I always end up with cute Pokemon... Why can't I have something that's not cute...