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David | Old Snake ([personal profile] imthe_shit) wrote2010-07-05 05:13 pm

[Second Call] [video]

[Since it's still raining, Snake's just sitting on a chair, having set the PokeGear in front of him so it could see both him and the awkward egg. He was holding it on his lap, polishing it with a warm cloth. But his face doesn't look calm, instead... he's perplexed.]

... hnn...? Oh, recording...? Hey.

This egg. What's inside? What the hell's a Pokemon? And why the hell are sheep coming out of eggs? Someone at least explain this to me. The rain's still pouring outside, and I'm trying to keep this... egg warm and whatever. I don't even know where to start. I've never been good at this mother hen stuff.

[Thinks a moment.] Oh right... What does it eat...? I mean, if it hatches... All we have in this house is water, milk, eggs and bread... And I don't think it'll want eggs when it hatches...

[identity profile] shellderkillder.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 01:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sits on the bed, looking with curiosity at the egg. His Sneasel doesn't move at all.]

I suppose whatever is in that egg will be thankful to you, once it hatches.

[identity profile] imthe-shit.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
... Thankful? [Raises a brow.] Why?

[identity profile] shellderkillder.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 01:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Living beings typically appreciate having someone who cares for them. I presume that the creatures in this place are no different.

[identity profile] imthe-shit.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 01:48 pm (UTC)(link)
... [Looks at the egg.] Hnn. I guess. [grump grump. Looks at the Sneasel.] What's that?

[identity profile] shellderkillder.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 01:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[Looking expressionlessly at Sneasel.] My... "partner", allegedly. A Pokémon called Sneasel. [A slight smile.] I have chosen to call him Weasley.

[identity profile] imthe-shit.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
... Weasley? [Looks at it and leans back in his chair some more.]

[identity profile] shellderkillder.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 02:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. [No, he's not saying why.]

I was told that Pokémon usually get along with their partner, but Weasley seems not to trust me very much.

[Meanwhile, Weasley's just all... "Don't mind me, just sharpening my claws over here".]

[identity profile] imthe-shit.livejournal.com 2010-07-06 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
It looks kind of like a cat sloth.

S-Should I be wanting these two to travel together?

[identity profile] shellderkillder.livejournal.com 2010-07-06 10:01 am (UTC)(link)
Or... a weasel, I suppose. [Stroking his moustache thoughtfully.] My Pokédex device said that this species of Pokémon is "vicious in nature". I am hoping that was an exaggeration.

PFFFT

[identity profile] imthe-shit.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
... Oh, that's why you named it Weasley.

[huuuuuuurf.] Vicious in nature? Really?

I-IT HAS THE POTENTIAL TO BE BADASS. *fidget*

[identity profile] shellderkillder.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
... Mostly, yes.

Well, I suppose those claws must serve some purpose.

Two professional killers working together. hnn. Sure. :D

[identity profile] imthe-shit.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 12:43 pm (UTC)(link)
... Yeah.

[Feels the egg wiggle in his arms and he blinks at it.]

... It moved.

... O-Oh my God are you serious? Do you accept? 8D;;

[identity profile] shellderkillder.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 01:20 pm (UTC)(link)
It must be close to hatching. [He adjusts his monocle as he looks at the egg, and even Weasley's starting to care now. Wow.]

Sure! :3 XD I'm actually pretty easy to satisfy, so don't be scared or anything :V

[identity profile] imthe-shit.livejournal.com 2010-07-08 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
...

Close to hatching? What the hell does that mean? [starting to look a liiiittle worried.]