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David | Old Snake ([personal profile] imthe_shit) wrote2010-07-05 05:13 pm

[Second Call] [video]

[Since it's still raining, Snake's just sitting on a chair, having set the PokeGear in front of him so it could see both him and the awkward egg. He was holding it on his lap, polishing it with a warm cloth. But his face doesn't look calm, instead... he's perplexed.]

... hnn...? Oh, recording...? Hey.

This egg. What's inside? What the hell's a Pokemon? And why the hell are sheep coming out of eggs? Someone at least explain this to me. The rain's still pouring outside, and I'm trying to keep this... egg warm and whatever. I don't even know where to start. I've never been good at this mother hen stuff.

[Thinks a moment.] Oh right... What does it eat...? I mean, if it hatches... All we have in this house is water, milk, eggs and bread... And I don't think it'll want eggs when it hatches...
foolishwren: TWERKS like Gaston makes it werk like Gaston no one drops down that booty and JERKS like Gaston (nooooo.... OOOOOOONE....)

[Voice]

[personal profile] foolishwren 2010-07-05 08:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Here, Snake, have a teenage girl's voice talking at you and not actually being very helpful.]

Beats me why everything here comes out of eggs. Maybe they're all marsupials.

[video]

[identity profile] imthe-shit.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 08:35 am (UTC)(link)
... [well a lot of people talk at Snake and he doesn't often listen anyway. He raises a brow and grumbles.]

It doesn't make any sense.
foolishwren: as i was, you shall be (UGHGHGHGH)

[video-- might as well]

[personal profile] foolishwren 2010-07-05 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
You'd better get used to that. This place makes about as much sense as an 80's music video.

[video]

[identity profile] imthe-shit.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 09:22 am (UTC)(link)
... [smirk. he ACTUALLY GOT THAT.]

... Do you know what will come out of this?
foolishwren: like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying "no" and he came to your house and did the worm (can you even sue the president)

[video]

[personal profile] foolishwren 2010-07-05 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Retro pop culture references-- good conversation starters.]

[Heather leaned forward a little to peer at the screen. The eggs was pretty, but not familiar.]


Uhhh... nnno, 'fraid I don't, sorry. I haven't seen many of those eggs. ... Just the one my friend hatched. ... It was one of the ones with the sheep inside.

... It looks kinda like an Easter egg. Maybe it'll be a rabbit. S'hard to tell in this place, to be honest.

[video]

[identity profile] imthe-shit.livejournal.com 2010-07-06 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
Hnn. The sheep, huh.

... So all mammals hatch from eggs... At least it seems that way so far.
foolishwren: like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying "no" and he came to your house and did the worm (can you even sue the president)

[video]

[personal profile] foolishwren 2010-07-06 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
As far as I can see, everything does. I kinda stopped questioning the logic of this place a long time ago.

[video]

[identity profile] imthe-shit.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
... Yeah, I had to eventually do the same in my own time...