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David | Old Snake ([personal profile] imthe_shit) wrote2010-08-02 01:07 am
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[The video starts with a distressed looking Old Snake. Well, as distressed as that old frowny face can look... The PokeGear was facing Chicken, who didn't look so hot. She was on her side, looking quite exhausted, and weak. Snake, on the other hand, was digging through his inventory backpack, searching for one of those Potions he found while sneaking in the tall grass. Taking one out, he moved close to Chicken and began to gently spray her with it.]

Come on... Don't fall on me now. I know you can do this... We're a team...

[Chicken's eyes flutter, before she actually wakes up, and slowly stands. Snake grunts, then gently pets her, giving a soft smirk.]

Hnn. Good girl.
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foolishwren: like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying "no" and he came to your house and did the worm (can you even sue the president)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2010-08-02 09:40 am (UTC)(link)
[--OH SNAP]

.... UH. ... Yeah. Well, 'till the hangover part. Then it was more like Suck City.
foolishwren: are waiting to GOOF OFF with you (SILLY GIRLS in YOUR AREA)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2010-08-02 10:07 am (UTC)(link)
Anyway-- uh... yeah, it was kinda a stupid idea, but it was fun while it lasted. ... Aaand we got rice balls for Otacon, so he was happy. [And then they had argued about sheep and Lord of the Rings, been forced to stop Liquid from trying to drunkenly call Snake, been kicked out of the restaurant, destroyed public property, and then Liquid had tried to defeat a bunch of lawn chairs with his face and they had all eventually conked out at the base of a tree. It was one of those nights.]

[identity profile] imthe-shit.livejournal.com 2010-08-02 11:09 am (UTC)(link)
[...lmfao]

Sounds like fun.
foolishwren: and every scar I have makes me who I am. (We were put here on earth to feel joy)

asdklhsdfllas oh god sad Snake face

[personal profile] foolishwren 2010-08-02 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure once you get to Violet, Otacon will tell you all about it. [She'd have suggested that maybe Snake have his OWN crazy drunken night of lols with Otacon and Liquid, but... she already knew about the whole 'BRRRRRROTHERRRR!' (although she only really knew Liquid's batshit-insane version and was inclined to not take it that seriously) thing and was... well. You know. A little worried.]

his entire face just squishes like a manatee's

[identity profile] imthe-shit.livejournal.com 2010-08-03 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
...

What's Liquid doing right now?
foolishwren: like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying "no" and he came to your house and did the worm (can you even sue the president)

... that is an image I will never be able to get out of my head now.

[personal profile] foolishwren 2010-08-03 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Uh-- ... well, I'm already en route, but last time I talked to him, we argued about his hair. I think he dyes it. [Heather, Snake does not care about your stupid teenage girl arguments that you have with Liquid. ... Even if it was pretty funny that Liquid had stooped to arguing about hair with a teenage girl.]

He's been pretty calm, though, if that's what you mean. [If everything Otacon had told her was true, then Snake was already completely familiar with the whole 'big dramatic violent monologues' thing.]

old snake face smoosh! MMMMMUA

[identity profile] imthe-shit.livejournal.com 2010-08-03 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
[nah it's just Snake here that dyes it. Since he was originally very bloooond at least in MGS1 at the beginning]

Calm... All right.



Don't let him jump around too much... He could break something. [LIKE AN ARM but then Old Snake would be thankful.]
foolishwren: and every scar I have makes me who I am. (We were put here on earth to feel joy)

Now I want a gif of Snake slowly drifting into a glass window, smooshing, and drifting away again.

[personal profile] foolishwren 2010-08-03 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
Yeeeah, we've been trying to keep him from getting too crazy with the gymnastics. ... As impressive as they are. [As fundamentally disturbing as watching Liquid launch into his batshit mode had been, Heather had kind of been unable to take it seriously on account of the fact that he was doing flips and shit the whole time.]

If I'm not back to Violet within the next couple of days, I'm sure Otacon will be able to handle him for a little while. He's actually been really good at making sure he doesn't do anything crazy.

... eiuhaulosdjfildkfj I WANT IT

[identity profile] imthe-shit.livejournal.com 2010-08-03 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
...

Then I guess things are really gonna lose it when I get there.
foolishwren: as i was, you shall be (...)

NOTE TO INTERNET: PRODUCE THIS GIF IMMEDIATELY.

[personal profile] foolishwren 2010-08-03 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
Wh-- don't say that, I'm sure things will be fine. [She's actually not. She's worried. And feeling like she probably should have stayed in Violet. ... But she'd made a promise to James and even more than she was worried about Liquid potentially going even more nutso, she was worried about losing her fellow Silent Hill survivor, the first one she'd ever met since... well, since herself and Douglas.]
foolishwren: My therapist: what kind of car (Me: I kind of wanna get hit by a car)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2010-08-03 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
[She tries to sound as convincing as she can.]

I'll be back in three days, maximum. Faster if I have to be. ... Believe me, I don't want anything to happen to... well, anyone. And I'll make sure it doesn't. [Weirdly confident word choice for someone who can't be more than a year out of high school, but she does mean it.]
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