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David | Old Snake ([personal profile] imthe_shit) wrote2010-07-08 10:22 am

[action] [NEW BARK TOWN]

Hnn...

[Snake is looking rather worried. His mysterious egg is wiggling around a lot more than usual lately. He'd been trying to take good care of it, such as letting it stay close to his body, even when he slept, he'd also polish it daily.... or fall asleep while doing it. But he was really trying to at least have it hatch... If he couldn't eat it, it might as well entertain him somehow.


But now he had a feeling it was hatching. And oh god. How he wished he'd just eaten it. It was now that he realized he was going to have to look after a baby animal. He didn't worry too much about Solid, Liquid and Solidus, the three chickens on the Nomad, mostly because Sunny and Otacon took care of them. But this... this egg was his responsibil-- oh god. What was that sound.]


... Hahhnn... [Grabs the egg and picks it up, looking about worriedly. He could hear a crackling sound. Nononono, don't hatch don't hatch don't hatch-- oh god it was hatching. Snake's hands were shaking, half in anticipation, half in OH GOD WHAT DO I DO. He stepped over to the bed, and sat there, holding the egg before him, just staring at it... And suddenly...

POP.

The top of the egg popped off, surprising Snake enough to cause a large, red exclamation mark to appear above his head, along with a ZING like sound. His eyes were wider now, and he swallows nervously... But it doesn't end there. Little feet and arms also emerge from the egg, but the rest of the egg doesn't seem to be coming off...


What in the...

[And then, there's a face looking at him, with adorable beady eyes and a confused look. Snake's face is white as a sheet, and he just stares back, mustache twitching somewhat. I-it was... c-cute...??]

Toge...briiii?

[..............................]

.... Uh, hi. [Well, this was going to be fun.]


[ooc: Shelly can respond here and anyone else who happens to enter Snake's borrowed house in New Bark Town. :3]

[identity profile] imthe-shit.livejournal.com 2010-07-09 01:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Instinctively lowers his body somewhat, and glares at Weasley. Togepi wibbles a bit.]

... What?

[identity profile] shellderkillder.livejournal.com 2010-07-09 01:34 pm (UTC)(link)
That is what I have been told. People have Pokémon battles.

[Eyes Weasley cautiously.] It sounds like a terrible idea.

[identity profile] imthe-shit.livejournal.com 2010-07-09 01:37 pm (UTC)(link)
... Are you telling me that people use these things to fight their battles for them? [Looks at Togepi.]


... That's ridiculous. I can't use this kid to fight! I fight my own battles.

[identity profile] shellderkillder.livejournal.com 2010-07-09 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Indeed. And I doubt Weasley would show much restraint in battle...

[identity profile] imthe-shit.livejournal.com 2010-07-09 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
If you want a fight with me, do it yourself. Don't rely on some animal to do it for you.

[identity profile] shellderkillder.livejournal.com 2010-07-09 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I was thinking of all the young children out there, actually... This whole ordeal sounds quite dangerous.

[identity profile] imthe-shit.livejournal.com 2010-07-09 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
... [Rubs his head.] I'm used to danger... But kids fighting battles... I'm not sure about that part. Most kids don't have any idea about real danger.... Real battles. They think it's part of a game... They don't realize how much it all hurts.

[identity profile] shellderkillder.livejournal.com 2010-07-09 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Hopefully, they will learn. [Smiles faintly.] I certainly did.

[identity profile] imthe-shit.livejournal.com 2010-07-10 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
... [And so did Snake... ever since he was young. But he never wished his life on anyone else. Togepi chirps and wiggles, looking up at her motherrrr.]

I'm not going to fight battles using a Pokemon. I'm not going to let this kid get hurt.

[identity profile] shellderkillder.livejournal.com 2010-07-10 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
[His smile grows.] See, Mr. Snake? You are a decent man.

However... Something tells me Weasley will likely want to fight others. [Kneels down to Weasley's eye level.] Do keep in mind that Mr. Snake's Pokémon is, ah, off-limits, all right? [... Weasley just glares back at him because he's kind of a suspicious little jerk.]

[identity profile] imthe-shit.livejournal.com 2010-07-10 10:49 am (UTC)(link)
Just Snake is fine. [:T Looks at Weasley and frowns. This Pokemon might be hard to deal with.]

[identity profile] shellderkillder.livejournal.com 2010-07-10 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[B-BUT FORMALITIES] ... Very well.

[Also Weasley frowns right the hell back. >C]

[identity profile] imthe-shit.livejournal.com 2010-07-10 12:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[Togepi looks confusedly at Weasley.]

[identity profile] shellderkillder.livejournal.com 2010-07-10 12:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[... Weasley's going to try and poke Togepi again. She looks vaguely edible, yeah, but... Something about her is just too squishy and adorable to eat.]

[identity profile] imthe-shit.livejournal.com 2010-07-10 12:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[Togepi trills happily and wiggles her iddle feet at Weasley.]

...

Hnn.