imthe_shit: (fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfu)
David | Old Snake ([personal profile] imthe_shit) wrote2010-07-08 10:22 am

[action] [NEW BARK TOWN]

Hnn...

[Snake is looking rather worried. His mysterious egg is wiggling around a lot more than usual lately. He'd been trying to take good care of it, such as letting it stay close to his body, even when he slept, he'd also polish it daily.... or fall asleep while doing it. But he was really trying to at least have it hatch... If he couldn't eat it, it might as well entertain him somehow.


But now he had a feeling it was hatching. And oh god. How he wished he'd just eaten it. It was now that he realized he was going to have to look after a baby animal. He didn't worry too much about Solid, Liquid and Solidus, the three chickens on the Nomad, mostly because Sunny and Otacon took care of them. But this... this egg was his responsibil-- oh god. What was that sound.]


... Hahhnn... [Grabs the egg and picks it up, looking about worriedly. He could hear a crackling sound. Nononono, don't hatch don't hatch don't hatch-- oh god it was hatching. Snake's hands were shaking, half in anticipation, half in OH GOD WHAT DO I DO. He stepped over to the bed, and sat there, holding the egg before him, just staring at it... And suddenly...

POP.

The top of the egg popped off, surprising Snake enough to cause a large, red exclamation mark to appear above his head, along with a ZING like sound. His eyes were wider now, and he swallows nervously... But it doesn't end there. Little feet and arms also emerge from the egg, but the rest of the egg doesn't seem to be coming off...


What in the...

[And then, there's a face looking at him, with adorable beady eyes and a confused look. Snake's face is white as a sheet, and he just stares back, mustache twitching somewhat. I-it was... c-cute...??]

Toge...briiii?

[..............................]

.... Uh, hi. [Well, this was going to be fun.]


[ooc: Shelly can respond here and anyone else who happens to enter Snake's borrowed house in New Bark Town. :3]

[identity profile] imthe-shit.livejournal.com 2010-07-08 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
... Maybe. [Thinks about Sunny and sighs... Hmm. Sunny. Maybe...]

... Is it a boy or a girl?
combat_butler: (Pondering the 4th Wall.)

[personal profile] combat_butler 2010-07-08 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
--hm? *looking it over* I'm... Not really sure. I think the PokeGear could tell you if you use the Pokedex function... Do you want me to check for you?

[identity profile] imthe-shit.livejournal.com 2010-07-08 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Nods. His PokeGear is in his butt pocket.]

Sure. I don't know how to use that thing. [Holds the egg creature close to his chest, and it wiggles happily.]
combat_butler: (Did he just call me cute?)

[personal profile] combat_butler 2010-07-08 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
Alright, this should just take a second-- *Pulling his out from his pack and pressing a few buttons before the entry pops up!* Let's see... Ah, it's called a Togepi and-- Mm! It's a girl! ... wow, the rest of the entry on them sure talks a lot about happiness...

[identity profile] imthe-shit.livejournal.com 2010-07-08 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
...Togepi.

[Raises a brow.] Happiness? Really?
combat_butler: (Ash crossdresses every season...?)

[personal profile] combat_butler 2010-07-08 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah... It says things like "It stores happiness in its shell and shares it with others"... Not too sure how that works, but it sounds like it's a bundle of positive emotion.

[identity profile] imthe-shit.livejournal.com 2010-07-08 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
.... [Looks at baby Togepi.] Hnn.

[Togepi giggles at him... aaand hugs his face.] Brrrrriiii~!

..............
combat_butler: (God I hate tigers.)

[personal profile] combat_butler 2010-07-08 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
... maybe she's trying to share the happiness with your face?

[identity profile] imthe-shit.livejournal.com 2010-07-08 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
... [removes her.] Maybe.

[Sighs and lies down on the bed, letting Togepi sit on his chest.] Hnn... This is gonna be a pain...
combat_butler: (Did he just call me cute?)

[personal profile] combat_butler 2010-07-08 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I won't deny they can be a handful, but I think you're lucky in how she seems to really like you. It should make raising her a lot easier.

[identity profile] imthe-shit.livejournal.com 2010-07-08 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
.... Don't some animals... get attached to the first person they see when they're born?
combat_butler: (Ash crossdresses every season...?)

[personal profile] combat_butler 2010-07-08 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, you mean imprinting? Now that I think about it, that would make a lot of sense...

[identity profile] imthe-shit.livejournal.com 2010-07-09 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Looks at Togepi, who is now snuggling.] ... So I have to play "mom" longer, huh.
combat_butler: (Don't worry; I'll protect you.)

[personal profile] combat_butler 2010-07-09 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
*Letting out a small chuckle at that* Looks like it! But who knows, maybe you'll come to enjoy it?

[identity profile] imthe-shit.livejournal.com 2010-07-09 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not exactly mother material, if you haven't noticed.
combat_butler: (Default)

[personal profile] combat_butler 2010-07-09 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
*Okay this chuckle is a bit more nervous* Welll... Maybe you should think of it as being a father instead?

[identity profile] imthe-shit.livejournal.com 2010-07-09 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
A father...

[Due to have been genetically engineered to not be able to have children, he's leaning toward the father thing... just a little.]

All right.
combat_butler: (Default)

[personal profile] combat_butler 2010-07-09 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
See, it could be really fun! I'm really inexperienced in Pokemon, but I've got lots with kids-- So if you need any help, feel free to ask me anytime.

[identity profile] imthe-shit.livejournal.com 2010-07-09 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
You do? [Raises a brow.]
combat_butler: (Default)

[personal profile] combat_butler 2010-07-09 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Mm, that's right. For starters, my Ojou-sama is still just a child... Not to mention all of her friends, who I've had to help out with all kinds of things.
Edited 2010-07-09 04:28 (UTC)