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[imthe_shit]

[ Hello, Mahogany. Snake is feeling better than he has in weeks, truth be told. Plus, it was a sunny day and it was pretty damn hot out, too. He couldn't really ask for more, but the sun agitated him a bit so he was just gonna catch some of the shade under this box.

Yeah.

So anyone catching this video is going to notice that it's quite dark and pretty close to old-man-face. ]

... Hn. Kind of nostalgic. [ Smirk. ] This is Snake. Getting out some practice again... Haven't really had the time or the need to do any stealth training. I've got all the experience I need, but it never hurts to dust off the old skills.

[ Suddenly, everything shakes. Snake looks alarmed, and there's a muffled crooning sound from outside... wherever Snake is. ]

...

[ The crooning becomes louder and the shaking intensifies until suddenly VOOP! There's bright sunlight, Snake lets out a growled cry as everything is flipped upside down and he lands on his back-- and there's a giant Onix face stuffing itself into the camera feed. ]

Dammit, Solid--... S2! I told you, not while I'm in the box!

[ ... oh. "S2" doesn't appear to hear Snake at all, instead nuzzling the camera, and then suddenly it moves to the old soldier, and by the sounds of Snake's grunting, nuzzles were had by him, too. ]

Comments

[imthe_shit]

Yeah, it is.

I've seen myself die a few times... Not sure if it was some strange foresight or hallucinating due to exhaustion though. I'm still kicking, anyway. [ one too many game overs. ]

[bertall]

Hopefully it was just the latter... And at least we can't die here, I ah... I already saw proof of that when my friend got himself killed in October.

_{[Not to mention Snake seems like a pretty nice guy, so it'd be a bummer if he died.]}

[imthe_shit]

...

He got killed? Here?

[ Woah, what? That happens? ]

[bertall]

...Yeah. I thought it was permanent until I ran into him the next day.

_{[He's surprised he didn't hear about it sooner considering they just give people animals that can shoot fire out of their mouths and whatnot.]}

[imthe_shit]

... So... Death isn't permanent. [ He's never heard of people dying here... Just people that have come back from the dead. ]

I've met a few people who are dead in my time, but alive and well when they come here. Hnn... [ That's a scary thought, actually. ]

[bertall]

...I talked to one who was from my past, I guess. They didn't remember things that happened back in our world. It's still really weird to think about but after the things I've seen it doesn't seem too hard to believe.

_{[Granted it was probably for the best that Mikasa didn't know about that in the long run, it still left him uneasy.]}

Still, it's kind of nice... I wouldn't want to die from an accident here from one of the pokemon--mine or not. Even though I'm used to dealing with things that can be up to fifteen meters tall, they can still do some damage in their own way. _{[Like when his Feraligatr was a tiny little Totodile.]}

[imthe_shit]

... Hnnm.

Yeah, I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of most Pokemon moves. I've heard about kids getting electric shocks from their Pokemon, and not even needing to go to a hospital, but I'm not sure I'd want to try it. [ Had enough of being electrocuted. ]

Getting hugged by S2 is already a pain in the ass. I don't think I want to get body-slammed by him.

[bertall]

I lost half of my eyebrow from my Vulpix getting excited over one of his newer fire attacks. _{[t's still noticeable, but it's nowhere near as bad as it was before.]}

I don't think I want to imagine being body-slammed by something that's made of rocks that size. It's bad enough when my Feraligatr decides to sit on me even though I can carry people that weigh more than she does.

[imthe_shit]

...

[ wait what ] You can carry people that weigh more than a Feraligatr?

[bertall]

My best friend weighed a little more than she does. I just can't carry my Feraligatr because she's taller than I am and she likes to thrash around. I think she's almost two hundred pounds now?

[imthe_shit]

... Hn.

No back pain?

[bertall]

Not really, why?

[imthe_shit]

[ ... lucky. ]

... No reason.