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David | Old Snake ([personal profile] imthe_shit) wrote2013-12-30 05:41 pm

007 [ video / action for mahogany ]

[ Snake is sitting outside under a tree. The weather's a bit chilly, and he's wearing a very ugly sweater with torkoal and hot chocolate on it, as well as a scarf around his neck. His head is leaning back against the tree, and his bandanna is blowing lightly in the wind.

But the sweater isn't the surprising part... It's what appears to be a baby rock snake curled up in his lap. The expression on Snake's face is a mixture of calm and discomfort... It probably didn't feel too good to have a bundle of rocks lying on your lap.

In his right hand, there's a Pokeball with a small label stuck onto it, though it's too hard to make out from a distance. Boss wanders out from behind the tree, now a formidable size, but his level was only about 10 or so. Snake had been slacking.

With a grunt, he reaches his hand into his pocket, pulling out the gear and flicking it on. His face is tired, but other than that, he looks well. ]


Boss get over here-- Oh, uh... [ He clears his throat. ] Looks like if you caught one of those flying deer, you didn't get to keep it... No flying types for me, I guess. [ A bit of a smirk and he points the video down at the snoozing Onix in his lap. ]

Instead I got this guy... Just an egg, but he hatched a few days ago. He's getting bigger every day, too... Soon he won't be able to sit on me like this without killing me, I think. [ Despite the way he talks about the rock-snake, the old man's tone is gentle. He's got a soft spot for solid snakes. ]

His name's S2. [ He lifts up the Pokeball in his hand. ] And this... An old friend. [ He nods into the video feed, a little look of sadness visible in those eyes. ] Thanks, Heather.

[ooc: for reference, S2 is currently about the length of a meter stick when he's stretched out.]
pianosongs: (hopeless)

[personal profile] pianosongs 2013-12-30 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
S2... That's quite a unique name.
foolishwren: let's take ibuprofen together (hey.)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-01-08 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
You're welcome.

I... felt like you should have him.
foolishwren: date someone who not only disregards but would have been ur accomplice on your cracker barrel arson charge (date some1 who forgives ur dark past)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-01-09 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
He's sweet. He loves everybody, s'a matter of fact.

I think it'll be fine.

[But all the same, she can completely understand the sadness. She had drifted apart from Otacon too, before the end-- as the scientist withdrew into himself. It had frustrated her, made her want to tear her hair out. But it had happened, and before anyone knew it, he'd followed Liquid's footsteps and disappeared.]

[It hurt to admit that was how it ended.]


... And hey, if you guys end up not getting along, I can take him back, no problem.

But I think you two'll be okay.
foolishwren: i am just existing here (bro i am just)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-01-09 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
Yep.

Otacon might've been a bit of a sadsack, but he sure did keep busy.
foolishwren: if your gf larps as an elf while talking to your relative who's undergoing chemo, you're allowed to humiliate her in front of her friends by larping as Naruto. (i dont fucking care if its manipulative)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-01-10 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Well, he's pretty easygoing, but...

... Yeah. Sunny listens to DAD more than she listens to me.

[... WHICH IS REALLY IRONIC SINCE HARRY DOESN'T HAVE ANY BADGES WHILE HEATHER HAS LIKE FIVE >8I]

[Harry just commands respect like that.]
foolishwren: unfortunately for you all I cannot wait to annoy you and make myself your problem. (good morning everyone)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-01-12 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
HEH... she sure did.

Did you tell her to sit on me a lot before you left?

Because the number of times I've woken up just covered in white fluff...
foolishwren: but i can't die so we'll all just have to deal (i may be an abomination and a scoundrel)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-01-13 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Pfffft.

[She blows it off with a wave of the hand, but-- wellp. You know, it's probably true.]

I think she just likes my body heat.
foolishwren: if your gf larps as an elf while talking to your relative who's undergoing chemo, you're allowed to humiliate her in front of her friends by larping as Naruto. (i dont fucking care if its manipulative)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-01-14 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
[HEY YOU'RE LUCKY YOU WEREN'T AROUND FOR THAT TIME HEATHER GOT HIGH-OCTANE FIRE POWERS AND WAS SORT OF ON-FIRE FOR LIKE THREE WEEKS.]

Ahh, shaddup.

You wish you were as hot as me.

[Yes Heather, Snake absolutely wishes he looked like a twenty-year-old tomboy who doesn't own a hairbrush.]
foolishwren: What I hear: "Jimmy Neutron gets me rock fucking solid." (What he says: "I'm sapiosexual.")

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-01-14 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
... Oh, Snake, come on.

You said it yourself... people don't die in this place.

... Not in the normal way, anyway.

[SHE'S PRETTY SURE PEOPLE DIE, IT'S JUST NOT... A PRESSING PROBLEM FOR SOME REASON?]

You get to be part of my presumably long, happy life, too.

[... And then, a gentle reminder--] I messed up my first try after all, remember? This place is a second chance for everybody.
foolishwren: but then I'd have to go to super mega turbo hell for homos and i'm not quite out of my closet yet (well i COULD admit this is hot)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-01-15 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
No idea.

I confess I haven't thought about it too hard.
foolishwren: it's underlined (the only thing written here is "benis")

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-01-15 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
You should take advantage of it. My dad's kind of treating this place like a cushy retirement.

He's been getting a lot of writing done.
foolishwren: so, like queer eye except the gays fuck up the lives of men who deserve it. and also I'm one of the gays. (me pitching a show to netflix:)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-01-17 11:55 am (UTC)(link)
Pfft, who says you have to lie around and collect dust? Lots of people do exciting stuff during their retirement!

... I mean, not that you haven't probably had your fill of excitement by this point, but still.
foolishwren: but then I'd have to go to super mega turbo hell for homos and i'm not quite out of my closet yet (well i COULD admit this is hot)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-01-18 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
... I bet you could find stuff like that here, so maybe everyone does.
foolishwren: so, like queer eye except the gays fuck up the lives of men who deserve it. and also I'm one of the gays. (me pitching a show to netflix:)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-01-20 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
....


... Y'know, there's probably one that can.


[You know, statistically and stuff. The probability's pretty high.]
foolishwren: What is this, FAIL DAY?! (aw come on REALLY?)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-01-22 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
What?

I mean, come on.

There's Pokemon that can literally explode and still be alive.

One launching nukes out of its butt doesn't seem like much of a stretch.
foolishwren: i was listening to mumford and sons and the banjo solo really went off (sorry i was speeding officer)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-01-24 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, if it's any comfort, I haven't seen any yet?
foolishwren: and the other in a Hello Kitty roller skate (I've got one foot in the darkness)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-01-27 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
All right, well, watch out for nukebutts.