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Mk III, use Thunderbolt! [ When the feed flicks on, Old Snake is battling against Falkner, Violet City's Gym Leader. It looks like it's the final round, with Falkner not doing so well... He's using his Pidgeot to try and defeat Old Snake, but the electric attacks are just too powerful. Not to mention in the prior rounds, Solid managed to crush Falkner's other two Pokemon. ]

Magneton. Mag!! [ a bolt of awesome power was suddenly flung forward from Mk III and hit Pidgeot full force, causing the bird to shriek in pain, before knocking it out quite easily. Suddenly, the cameraman began to trill excitedly, letting out happy 'Chiiick!' sounds. ]

No way! I can't believe I lost to this Old Guy!

....

[ Snake bowed his head, shoulders sagging somewhat. ] Old, huh...

Maaagneee? [Falkner grins, returning Pidgeot to its ball before walking over to the old soldier, and handing him the Zephyr Badge.] Here. You've deserved this. Your flying types are now able to use Fly outside of battle, too. It's handy for getting to places you've already been. Congratulations, you've earned this!

... Hnn. [Taking the Zephyr badge, Snake turned and held it out for the cameraman ~~WHO IS NOT OBVIOUS~~ to see. Another cheer of trills. Snake actually looks pretty satisfied, a small smile present on his face.]

I guess it's time to head back to Goldenrod. [ Looks to Mk III, then Sunny-ER-the Cameraman. ] Or how about Azalea?

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... Hnn... Just somebody from my world... [Somebody he shouts loudly at.] You and him look alike...

Interesting sort of name.

[He smirks as he continues]

He must have good taste.

Hhrnn...

[I DISAGREE, THINKS SNAKE.]

Who are you?

The name's Landon Ricketts, sir.

[You know this 'stache is awesome, Snake.]

Not a name that means much in these parts.

Are you supposed to be famous or something?

I used to be a legend back home.

But, now I'm just a retired old man, sitting around and waiting.

Or I was, until apparently someone decided to bring Hell to earth.

... [Thinks about how they're kind of alike in that way. The 'old' mention makes him a little depressed, but that disappears quickly.]

Hell to Earth?

Dead people started digging their way out of graves and cannibalizing the living folk not too long before I came here.

It's like something out of a nightmare.

... Zombies? Sounds like something out of a bad movie...

Wasn't all that different than usual, really.

All the same, I'm glad to be gone. Things were almost starting to get downright silly.

... [He's not sure he wants to know about that comment.]

Silly? Not sure I've ever heard about zombies in that way...

Not the zombies.

The unicorn.

..... [he can't even answer that.]

[Landon nods and draws a thin cigar from his pocket, biting off the end and lighting up with practiced movements.]

... [Watching him, he frowns a bit more before taking out a cigarette out of habit...]

...

Unicorns?

Unicorn.

Just the one, as far as I know. Don't know where John found it or how he managed to break it, but I don't rightly care to try to make sense of things like that anymore.

... ...

... He was riding it?

Sometimes I wonder if that boy's right in the head.

He did the same damn thing with the apocalypse horses.

....

Where did you say you were from?

Just retired from the States to Mexico.

......

[...whhh]

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