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[ Guess who's made it to Goldenrod? Aw yeah. Snake's looking pretty content, though he winces at how... Golden everything is. It's pretty much obvious that it would be but... Jeez. ]

Hnn. So this is that city... I should be kept busy for a while here.

[ Looks at the nearby PokeCenter and starts heading towards it. ]

Heather... Dinner's on me. [EVEN IF YOU DIDN'T WIN 8V]

I'm not looking to go back into that forest... Damn Weedles destroyed some of my equipment... [you mean the stuff made of cardboard, snake] I'll need to stock up plenty, here.

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_{[WHAT-- BUT-- ... SHE'D BEEN GOING AS FAST AS SHE COULD! HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN.]}

I-- but-- ...... NEXT time, I'm gonna win. Just you watch.

_{... thanks for dinner though.}

_{[BECAUSE SERIOUSLY OTACON'S COOKING WAS STARTING TO GET A LITTLE... UM... WEARING.]}

All right.

[Nods.] Where are you guys right now?

I think we're almost outta the woods now.

I'm glad, actually. This place kinda gives me the creeps.

Hnn. I'm used to being in dark places, not really forests, but buildings, basements, factories, bases... That kind of thing is what I'm used to crawling around in.

But at these there I don't have to worry about caterpillars eating my boxes.

I'm used to it, too, but this place in particular... _{[She wasn't sure what about it was eerie, but it just was.]}

... _{[And then she just snorted at the idea of Snake beating adorable caterpillars off of his boxes with a stick. 'GET OFF MY LAWN BOX.']}

Did you find an apple near the shrine.

Uh-- ... I don't think so... we didn't stop to look TOO close... _{[Or rather, she'd marched straight past it. Maybe Otacon or Liquid had paused and looked closer.]} Why?

... [DAMN. er.]

Nno reason.

_{[... Well now you've piqued her curiosity, Snake. There is no escape now.]}

C'mon, why'd you ask?

Otacon and I thought you'd eat it.

.....

_{[Her voice took on a high note of indignation.]}

I don't just eat random stuff I find in the middle of the woods, thank you very much!

_{[.... THOUGH IF SHE'D SEEN IT, SHE JUST MIGHT HAVE, DENIAL ASIDE. OTACON'S COOKING WAS THAT BAD.]}

It was from my inventory, but it's probably soggy by now anyway.

.... And you still thought I'd eat it?

I'm not that much of a hobo yet!

Hheh.

_{[HUFF HUFF INDIGNITY HUFF GRUMP.]}

_{.....so uh. What's the food like in Goldenrod.}

_{[... sounds like someone WAS pretty hungry.]}

Haven't got that far yet, but I imagine it's pretty good. Must be some good restaurants around here.

_{[Cue a wistful moan at the thought of an actual restaurant. It's been a good month since Heather's had anything even remotely restaurant-quality to eat, apart from the rice balls Otacon had thoughtfully brought back for her from his and Liquid's awkward dinner date of ridiculousness perfectly platonic outing.]}

Some tiny bugs giving you trouble, fucking snake?

Hhrnn... Yeah.

So to get out of Violet I have to go through a big forest full of bugs that gave a tough old guy like so much trouble?

I'm starting to like my forest fire idea more and more.

More like to get from Azalea to Goldenrod you have to go through a forest full of bugs that are annoying as hell.

Well at least after taking on the Azalea gym I'll have mastered squashing bugs, huh?

They're not hard to take out. They're just numerous and they keep coming. If you've got anything on you that's made of paper, you're probably going to have them crawling all over you.

[/story of his life]

And what equipment did you have that was made of paper?

Cardboard box. [it's a KIND OF PAPER. SORTA.]

What would a guy like you need with a cardboard box in a forest?

I was using it for training my team.

Mind sharing? I'm always up for hearing new training programs.

Sorry. That's confidential information.

Che, talk about annoying!

I got you a magnemite you fucking old man. Tell me!

I'll catch you a Pokemon in return.

It was a joke, fucking snake.

[ In other words he likes his team as it is :|b ]

Just buy me a drink sometime and we'll call it even, okay?

[DON'T YOU WANT A FUCKING WEEDLE? DON'T YOU]

I can deal with that.

[ Thanks but no thanks :|b ]

So you're in Goldenrod, huh? I guess I'll head over there after I do some fucking pest control in Azalea.

Don't get squashed.

Wouldn't dream of it. I'm done losing to those fucking jokers.

I'm waiting for my group to get here anyway, it sucks. What about you? You traveling with anyone?

Not really... [can't say he's following Otacon anymore... He's farther ahead than they are.]

Not the social type? I can't say I blame you.

I'm traveling with a bunch of fucking kids from the mafia. As fun as it sounds.

Exciting.

I fucking wish.

Boring as hell, I'm dying of boredom. I'm about to set my Houndoom on them.

Hheh.

I guess they're not very useful.

They're kids, of course they're not fucking useful.

I wish I could travel with someone else but she said no. Go figure.

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