--oh, they do look like snails! Maybe that's what they are!

[He shudders for a moment at the thought of all those slimey trails. He hopes none of them manage to figure out how to get indoors.]

Snails might be small, but they're not quite cute either. Aren't they more-so considered as pests. Even with faces, they could be a nuisance! [They they do kind of have... endearing dorky faces... man these snail things are already trying to win him over. No way, not happening!]